mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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satansgaycousin:

sinksanksockie2:

secondlina:

tattooedzombigirl:

theman:

beardedmrbean:

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

w-what if potato is actually lucky

Got an interview tomorrow, potato help me 🙏

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iamoutofideas:

showertimeshmoopsie:

what’s my name???

FUCKACCINO!!!

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radicalgraff:

Posters seen at Riis Beach, NYC

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smokedruid:

if there’s one thing about me it’s that i love trinkets. give me a rock? i’ll keep it forever. little charm? i’m wearing it every day

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cannibalchicken:

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hawkeyedflame:

hawkeyedflame:

touching grass isn’t enough some of y'all need to drive out to the countryside and look at the stars

this post was aimed at the discourse-addled and terminally online, but i’m glad it’s reaching an audience of people who are just excited about stargazing in general

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taretaglia:

you better shut the fuck up before I open a nature valley bar on your bed.

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cuyahogafalls-ohio:

“cost of living crisis” give me a FUCKING break it’s called “unprecedented corporate greed and income inequality” fucking cost of living crisis like it’s just a natural or unexplainable phenomenon Christ

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liberalsarecool:

nuckgirl16:

Imagine being in a wheelchair and knowing how horrible conservatives are towards people with disabilities, then making the decision to be the biggest dick amongst the people who are horrible towards people with disabilities.

Unconscionable, but 1000% Republican.